Here are some things that may or may not have actually been asked of me. The fun part is figuring out which ones are legitimate, and which ones are made up.

The truth would surprise you. I’ll also update this with any new questions that come to mind get made up asked of me. Seriously.

Q: Do you actually like videogames?

A: Next question.

Q: What’s your favorite videogame of all time?

A: Depends. The long answer may be: I have a soft spot for anything Megaman-related, I take an annual pilgrimage through Chrono Trigger, and I play way more fighting games on a regular basis than the FDA considers healthy.

The short answer: Mobile Suit Gundam Extreme VS FULL BOOST. Amen.

Q: What’s the game you like the least?

A: Super Diaper Changer II Turbo HD Remix. It’s crap.

Q: What is your process when writing something?

A: I usually attempt to find an anchor point within the subject. I then operate from that area and sweep through the myriad of supplementary details in a logical manner, creating a point-a-to-b narrative that arrives back at its origin.

Or, I just slam a gallon of coffee and blast the Guilty Gear Xrd theme at high volume. It usually gets the job done. And the dishes too, oddly enough.

Q: Are you making these up?

A: Wouldn’t you like to know?

Q: Yes, I would.

A: See? Right again. Unstoppable, I tells ya.